5 Things Stoned People Like To Do

by Thought Catalog

Thought Catalog

1. Talk about conspiracy theories and/or aliens

Paranoia and pot go together like fashion and anorexia. I’m not sure why, but being stoned just compels you to think about “the bigger picture.” And for stoners, the bigger picture often involves the government lying to you and possibly wanting you dead. It’s funny how stoned people either want to talk about the most juvenile topics or the most heavy. It’s either farts or the meaning of life. Pick one. Aliens and conspiracy theories fall more towards the latter. In college, I had to sit through so many bored, stoned nights listening to someone named Moon with dreads talk about Loose Change—the documentary that suggests the government played in a role in 9/11. First of all, ew. Second of all, you don’t talk about that shit in New York. People lost family members on Wall Street so you just can’t tell…

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